Hey there, fellow P!ssF!t!
Welcome to The P!ssF!ts—the secret art club for bold women who appreciate dark humor, sarcasm, and a little creative rebellion. 🎨✨
For a small monthly subscription fee, you’ll get fresh, exclusive art sent right to your doorstep. Choose between a monthly or quarterly membership—whatever fits your vibe and your budget. 💌
This is more than just art; it’s a way to express yourself, laugh through the chaos, and connect with a community of women who get it.
Why Join?
Exclusive art created with women like you in mind.
A community of unapologetically sarcastic souls.
Choose the option that suits your style and your budget.
Ready to join the rebellion? Let’s make this official! 🚀
Sign up now! 👇
Digital Download - $5/month
Join the P!ssF!ts Art Club – Monthly Dark Humor Delivered Straight to Your Inbox
Looking for a fun way to bring some sarcastic, darkly hilarious vibes to your life? Sign up for the P!ssF!ts Art Club, a digital download membership where you’ll get exclusive, brand-new art every month. Perfect for using as phone wallpapers, adding edgy flair to your home decor, or sharing laughs with friends who get your humor.
What You’ll Get:
Fresh Monthly Art: Every month, you’ll receive an all-new piece of digital art that’s not available anywhere else—exclusive to members like you!
Easy to Use: Download, print at home, or take it to a professional printer for a polished look.
Affordable Fun: Just $5/month for access to unique, printable designs that are always fresh and unapologetically bold.
5x7 Art Print - $15/month
Join the P!ssF!ts Art Club – Monthly Dark Humor Delivered to Your Door
Love dark humor with a sarcastic twist? The P!ssF!ts Art Club is for you! Each month, you’ll receive a beautifully printed 5x7 art piece that’s equal parts hilarious and edgy. Perfect for framing, gifting to your fellow humor enthusiasts, or starting your own P!ssF!ts gallery wall!
What’s Included:
Exclusive Monthly Art Prints: Get a brand-new design each month, created just for members and not available anywhere else.
Premium Quality Prints: Your 5x7 artwork is professionally printed to ensure vibrant colors and sharp details—ready to display or gift right out of the envelope.
Endless Possibilities: Frame it, use it as desk decor, or create a gallery wall that oozes your unique sense of humor.
Join the P!ssF!ts Art Club – Monthly 8x10 Art Prints with Sarcastic, Rebellious Vibes
Unleash your inner rebel with the P!ssF!ts Art Club, where sarcasm meets bold, unapologetic design. Each month, you’ll receive an exclusive 8x10 art print bursting with edgy humor and rebellious energy—perfect for making a statement in any space.
Why You’ll Love It:
Exclusive Monthly Art Prints: Each design is fresh, fierce, and created just for club members. You won’t find these anywhere else!
Premium Quality Prints: Your 8x10 artwork is professionally printed for vibrant colors and sharp details, ready to frame and display.
Make a Statement: Add bold energy to your walls, create a rebellious gallery, or give as a unique gift to someone who shares your sarcastic style.
8x10 Art Print - $25/month
Join the P!ssF!ts Art Club – Monthly Sarcastic Greeting Cards for Every Occasion
Say goodbye to boring greetings and hello to hilariously edgy cards! With the P!ssF!ts Art Club, you’ll receive exclusive, laugh-out-loud greeting cards every month. Perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, or just reminding someone they’re on your mind—with a cheeky, sarcastic twist.
What’s Included:
Fresh, Exclusive Designs: Each month, get a brand-new greeting card set featuring unique artwork you won’t find anywhere else.
Blank Inside for Versatility: These cards are ready for any occasion, so you can add your personal (or snarky) touch.
High-Quality Printing: Professionally printed cards with vibrant colors and crisp details to make a lasting impression.
4 Greeting Cards - $20/month
Join the P!ssF!ts Art Club – Quarterly 5x7 Art Prints to Keep the Sass Alive
Not ready for a monthly commitment but still want to embrace your sarcastic side? The P!ssF!ts Art Club Quarterly Membership is the perfect way to enjoy exclusive, edgy designs without the pressure. Every three months, you’ll receive a stunning 5x7 art print that delivers all the sass and dark humor you need to keep things fun and rebellious.
Why You’ll Love It:
Exclusive Quarterly Designs: Receive a brand-new, one-of-a-kind piece of art every three months that’s only available to club members.
Perfectly Sized for Impact: The 5x7 format is ideal for framing, gifting, or spicing up your space with just the right amount of sarcastic flair.
Low Commitment, High Reward: Enjoy bold, unique designs at your own pace—no monthly pressure!
Quarterly 5x7 Art Print - $12/quarter
Why Join The P!ssF!ts?
Because life’s chaos deserves to be laughed at—and who better to do it than women like you? The P!ssF!ts is your secret girl club, where dark humor and sarcasm rule. It’s a place to express yourself, connect with like-minded souls, and add a little rebellious art to your everyday life.
Join us and turn life's mess into a masterpiece—one sarcastic laugh at a time. 🎨✨
Your subscription includes entry to my Private Collector's Facebook Group launching in 2025.
Enjoy:
Monthly Giveaways
Special Sales & Discounts
Polls to Help Shape Future Art
No Strings Attached
Cancel anytime with a quick email—no guilt trips, just gratitude for trying us out.
Important Info
All artwork is for personal use only. I retain the copyright to every piece (you’re supporting an artist, after all).
Subscribe now to bring a little dark humor to your inbox every month—let’s keep things sarcastically stylish!
FAQs
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The P!ssF!ts is an exclusive community for women who thrive on dark humor and sarcasm to cope with life’s chaos. As a member, you’ll receive unique art delivered to your inbox or doorstep monthly or quarterly—perfect for expressing yourself, decorating your space, or gifting to friends who get it.
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We offer flexible plans to suit your vibe and budget:
Digital Download every month
5x7 Art Print every month or quarter
8x10 Art Print every month
4 Greeting Cards every month
You pick what works for you, and we’ll handle the rest!
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Absolutely! Life happens, and we’re all about keeping things easy. You can cancel or switch your membership plan anytime—no drama, no guilt.
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This isn’t just a subscription—it’s a community. The P!ssF!ts is your secret girl gang of women who turn struggles into laughter, express their true selves, and keep life a little rebellious. Plus, every piece of art is created with you in mind—bold, fun, and unapologetically real.
Ready to join the club? Let’s do this! 🎨✨